HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HI I WANT TO TELL YOU A SECRET WHICH IS I AM FLASH AND I HAVE DRANK QUITE A FEW MUGS OF COFFEE AND AM NOW TOO HYPER TO FINISH UP MY ASSIGNMENT WHICH KINDA DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF DRINKING THE COFFEE IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT OH WELL HOW COULD I HAVE PREDICTED THAT =D=D=D OH NO MY SMILE IS FROZEN ON MY FACE MY MUSCLES HAVE GONE SLACK AND MY JAW IS ON THE GROUND AND I DONT CARE BECAUSE I CAN ZOOM TO MONASH AND BE BACK BEFORE THE BANANA REACHES THE GROUND BECAUSE I AM FLASH AND I HAVE CONSUMED COFFEE WTF OK MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ANYONE READING THIS HAS WASTED 5 MINUTES OF THEIR TIME THEY WILL NEVER GET BACK THANKS FOR READING PLS DONT KILL ME I KNOW U GUYS LOVE ME THAT WILL BE ALL THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5...4...3...2....1... OH NO ITS NOT WORKING PLS DO IT MANUALLY BY HOLDING ALT+F4 KBYESHAUNLOVESYOU! MWAHHHH <3

No offence justin bieber, but after a while your voice just pisses the hell out of me. It's annoying, the way you sing like a nigga wannabe, when in reality you look like a 12 year old. I know I predicted your success, what with your golden boy looks and smooth voice (yes I'll give you that) but the next time I hear your voice on radio Imma chuck the radio out of my car LOL.

Anyway haha I came across a few jokes on the internet wtf funny balls

I called justin gay and he hit me with his purse.

97% of teenagers would be crying and sobbing if justin was on the edge of a roof threatening to throw himself off it. I would be the leftover 3% who would grab a bucket of popcorn and some soda and yell 'Do a flip on your way down'

HAHAH =D
ok back to work ._.

I don't usually blog about movies, but this one is an exception.

For as long as I have lived, the most terrible movie I thought in existence was Beowulf (speed racer and disaster movie would be close runner-ups). huh. goes to show that life is full of surprises. Because when I went to watch future x-cops, nothing could prepare me for 90minutes of bad acting, dubious subtitles which only appeared in less than half the movie and the very fact that THE MOVIE WAS IN MANDARIN.


So, after spending 90minutes of my life I'll never get back and feeling 10bucks poorer, I can effectively conclude that...

IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN WATCHING THIS MOVIE AND HAVING YOUR NAILS RIPPED OUT ONE BY ONE, I SUGGEST GOING WITH THE NAILS.
Because it'll be over A LOT faster

Before I start, excuse me because I might be a little biased where this movie is concerned (in my defence, sitting in a cinema staring up at andy lau's face while trying to guess what he's saying because the goddamned subtitles decided to take a toilet break does that to you)

Anyway, the movie started off badly, the audience was already groaning and moaning when we entered the cinema slightly late after a few rounds of daytona. (After half an hour watching the movie I wished I was still drifting in daytona instead of drifting off to sleep) Then about halfway through the movie, the actions scenes began. Sadly, I don't think the director intended for the movie's audience to be laughing when Andy Lau transformed to what looked like a pirated version of Iron Man. And then Andy boy had to climb on a flying motorbike and before you know it the audience was having laughing fits of the full blown, hold-your-stomach-while-tears-roll-down-your-cheeks variety. And don't get me started on the 'romantic scenes'.

Kids, don't watch this at home. Or anywhere else for that matter :/