kitty :D

2010-04-29T16:02:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HI I WANT TO TELL YOU A SECRET WHICH IS I AM FLASH AND I HAVE DRANK QUITE A FEW MUGS OF COFFEE AND AM NOW TOO HYPER TO FINISH UP MY ASSIGNMENT WHICH KINDA DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF DRINKING THE COFFEE IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT OH WELL HOW COULD I HAVE PREDICTED THAT =D=D=D OH NO MY SMILE IS FROZEN ON MY FACE MY MUSCLES HAVE GONE SLACK AND MY JAW IS ON THE GROUND AND I DONT CARE BECAUSE I CAN ZOOM TO MONASH AND BE BACK BEFORE THE BANANA REACHES THE GROUND BECAUSE I AM FLASH AND I HAVE CONSUMED COFFEE WTF OK MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ANYONE READING THIS HAS WASTED 5 MINUTES OF THEIR TIME THEY WILL NEVER GET BACK THANKS FOR READING PLS DONT KILL ME I KNOW U GUYS LOVE ME THAT WILL BE ALL THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5...4...3...2....1... OH NO ITS NOT WORKING PLS DO IT MANUALLY BY HOLDING ALT+F4 KBYESHAUNLOVESYOU! MWAHHHH <3

2010-04-26T11:32:00.000-07:00

No offence justin bieber, but after a while your voice just pisses the hell out of me. It's annoying, the way you sing like a nigga wannabe, when in reality you look like a 12 year old. I know I predicted your success, what with your golden boy looks and smooth voice (yes I'll give you that) but the next time I hear your voice on radio Imma chuck the radio out of my car LOL.

Anyway haha I came across a few jokes on the internet wtf funny balls

I called justin gay and he hit me with his purse.

97% of teenagers would be crying and sobbing if justin was on the edge of a roof threatening to throw himself off it. I would be the leftover 3% who would grab a bucket of popcorn and some soda and yell 'Do a flip on your way down'

HAHAH =D
ok back to work ._.

2010-04-09T05:36:00.001-07:00

I don't usually blog about movies, but this one is an exception.

For as long as I have lived, the most terrible movie I thought in existence was Beowulf (speed racer and disaster movie would be close runner-ups). huh. goes to show that life is full of surprises. Because when I went to watch future x-cops, nothing could prepare me for 90minutes of bad acting, dubious subtitles which only appeared in less than half the movie and the very fact that THE MOVIE WAS IN MANDARIN.

So, after spending 90minutes of my life I'll never get back and feeling 10bucks poorer, I can effectively conclude that...

IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN WATCHING THIS MOVIE AND HAVING YOUR NAILS RIPPED OUT ONE BY ONE, I SUGGEST GOING WITH THE NAILS.
Because it'll be over A LOT faster

Before I start, excuse me because I might be a little biased where this movie is concerned (in my defence, sitting in a cinema staring up at andy lau's face while trying to guess what he's saying because the goddamned subtitles decided to take a toilet break does that to you)

Anyway, the movie started off badly, the audience was already groaning and moaning when we entered the cinema slightly late after a few rounds of daytona. (After half an hour watching the movie I wished I was still drifting in daytona instead of drifting off to sleep) Then about halfway through the movie, the actions scenes began. Sadly, I don't think the director intended for the movie's audience to be laughing when Andy Lau transformed to what looked like a pirated version of Iron Man. And then Andy boy had to climb on a flying motorbike and before you know it the audience was having laughing fits of the full blown, hold-your-stomach-while-tears-roll-down-your-cheeks variety. And don't get me started on the 'romantic scenes'.

Kids, don't watch this at home. Or anywhere else for that matter :/

2010-03-15T07:31:00.000-07:00

OK I am glad to inform you, you and that bugger over there that after much delay and procrastination, my parents have finally gotten me a laptop. However, its nothing fancy (like the alienware laptop that i had in mind D; ) but it's decent so i guess i don't have much to complain about :|

have you have you? :D

LOL hope no one thinks less of me after this pic :|

^_________^

2010-03-02T22:38:00.000-08:00

Came to uni just to find that the class i was in was starting next week. Awesome shit! And that was after walking in circles for ages just to locate the damn class. Went in and asked a VERY confused malay who managed to make me EVEN MORE confused. :) Then met kheezhao in the lib and he very cleverly pointed out the date for me. So there i was, stuck with nothing to do for 3 hours. And tomorrow i have a 5 and a half hour break in between classes. heheh. don't u just love monash <3

Oh and i noticed that a surprising number of people speak chinese here :/

2010-02-21T06:31:00.000-08:00

I miss my old hair :(

2010-02-04T04:49:00.000-08:00

Here's a tribute to one of the longest friendships i've had.

Hasta la vista, undead_dog01 :D

don't let them gwai lohs bully you
and remember to practice your car wash performance rofl
don't eat too much pasta or whatever it is aussies eat until cannot fit into your 'red outfit'
Lastly, refrain from using words like 'bonnect' and 'whatever'

Gahguhgaga!

Oh yeah don't forget the videos :)

ParaMORE

2010-01-26T11:27:00.000-08:00

Anyone who thinks this song rocks all socks say hey!

Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey x infinity

Dear counselor...

2010-01-17T23:32:00.000-08:00

I've just received my letter of acceptance to Monash for Psychological Science and Business. The thing is, my mum's pushing me in the direction of accounts and finance. Should I pursue my area of interest or succumb to my mother's wishes? The thing is, I'm not quite sure psychology is gonna help me much in getting a job. Please help ;(

CHEE HUANG'S WEDDING

2010-01-16T01:48:00.001-08:00

Haha eh look what I found on youtube.

Tsk tsk chee huang got married and didn't invite me :(

WEDDING

2010-01-16T01:48:00.000-08:00

Haha eh look what I found.

Tsk tsk chee huang got married and didn't invite me :(

Snap

2010-01-13T01:42:00.000-08:00

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the resurrection of www.beingcornymakesmehorny.blogspot.com/

I shall now be blogging an average of 500words a day in a probably futile effort to attract viewers =D

Also, I'm bringing back my twitter account from the dead :3
>Twitter<

Updates:
FINALLY got internet connection back in order after living in oblivion for months
Starting work after not showing up for 3 consecutive days (as I've twittered to my pitiful number of followers :/ )
Watched HIMYM
Watched Gossip Girl

And thats... about it. Huh.
Guess the other 450 words will have to wait

Hola from penang!

2009-12-18T09:23:00.000-08:00

It's been a pretty relaxing weekend this time of the year. So far, have been indulging pretty much every whim and fancy I've had. Nothing much to say so I'll let the pictures do the talking as per usual.Introducing Elizabeth, who hails from Florida :D

Haha whoops caught trying to relive my childhood :O

Mystery prize for first person who manages to guess who I'm standing next to!

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Saved the last picture to scare the living daylights out of you.

Boo!

Please comment :'(

Greetings!

2009-12-13T10:17:00.000-08:00

I know it's been long since i updated. You guys must be dying to know what I've been up to, right? :D

Shuddup. You know I'm right lol.

Just a quick update to let you all know I'm alive. Continue next time :D. DotA beckons with welcoming hands XD

The wall of shame @ the wall of epic phailness

2009-11-07T23:57:00.000-08:00

Chee Huang and I had been hypothesizing for some time now that Subang people are weirdly deprived. However, up until now we have had no solid proof.. until a chance encounter with a specimen (what what?) from Subang itself provided us insight into our research.

I am officially adding this to the wall of epic phail(ure), (term coined by the gentleman of epic phailness himself)

zeShaunster!     says:
*eh pop question
*whads nesloice? :D
*lol dont google or ask yongsern
      Abigail♥      | 8-| says:
*neslo ice?
*isnt it nestlo ice? (beginning of phail)
*wtf
           zeShaunster!     says:
*wtf is nestlo?
*nestle i tau la
      Abigail♥      | 8-| says:
*the drink?
*nestlo? (emphasising her phail-ness)
           zeShaunster!     says:
*HAHAHAHAHAHA
      Abigail♥      | 8-| says:
*okok (concluding she had phail-ed)
*wtf
*its neslo
           zeShaunster!     says:
*EPIC proof
      Abigail♥      | 8-| says:
*nescafe plus milo! (after phail-ing need to cover up hence the exclamation mark)
           zeShaunster!     says:
*hahaha
*u asked someone
*cheater

Abigail♥      | 8-| says:
*i didnt!
*i jz rmb-edd!
*--.-
**-.-
           zeShaunster!     says:
*haha this is going into the hall of fame
*or rather
*the wall of shame
      Abigail♥      | 8-| says:
*wtf T_T
*n its neslo ice lo
*not nesloice
*wtf
           zeShaunster!     says:
*HAHAHAHAHAHA
*DENIAL aint working this time
      Abigail♥      | 8-| says:
*n u hven told me wats nasi goreng kampung!
           zeShaunster!     says:
*nasi goreng from kampung la zomg

Conclusion?
-Ms Abi Tan Hy(haiyan) has joined the ranks of those who have experienced epic phail-ness(i.e:Tan Yong Sern) :D
Case closed *bangs hammer*

2009-11-05T21:49:00.001-08:00

This may seem a little weird, but I had the saddest feeling this morning.
You know those dreams that are so close to reality?

The ones that resemble your life so much that you can't really differentiate between the dream itself and your life.

I dreamed that I was winning A LOT in poker, and later decided to splurge on this awesome lookin ipod skin.
When I woke up and I saw my ipod still in its damn boring, rubber skin i nearly cried -_-

The best part?

I'd just finished watching poker king the night before.
AND I'd been drooling over the Ipod covers in Machines too.

See what I mean?

A joke for the stressed. :D

2009-11-03T23:03:00.000-08:00

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer. At the appropriate point in the process the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:
P E N I S

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH !!

They say pictures speak a thousand words..

2009-11-03T22:23:00.000-08:00

...but these are a whole new level altogether

and this is beyond awesome lol :D

2009-10-28T05:35:00.001-07:00

If anyone were to ask me(not that anyone would lol) what my dream job is, it would be....

to be a bartender!

Although I MIGHT break a few bottles in the process. :D

Here's the thing...

2009-10-16T04:14:00.000-07:00

..., I was pretty bored out of my skull. And when I'm bored, I do stupid, juvenile things. :D Such as the lil cartoon that I drew, which took me about half an hour.

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Enjoy :D

Oh you should click on the pic to enlarge it. And read the narration which is under the picture.

Click to enlarge :D

Anyway, let me narrate this AWESOME story about a lil dude named Fuzzy. The origins of this name is well, fuzzy. LOL PUN FUCKING INTENDED! XD got a little sidetracked. back to the story, fuzzy, who coincidentally happens to have a hairy ass, went out for a stroll in the park. Little did he know what was in store for him.

As he was admiring the scenery, an abomination of nature ambushed him! It was none other than pac-man's brother, acne-man. However, our hero was not flustered by the attack, jumping right into battle. Minutes later, he surfaced, victorious.

As he was about to continue, a thick bolt of vine whipped out of nowhere and snapped around his hand!! Fuzzy quickly consulted his PokeDex and it was Bulbysaur! This poor PUKImon was cursed to be stuck between being a bulbasaur and an ivysaur. Fuzzy was not the least intimidated. He grabbed his stick and pounded bulbysaur to oblivion. And he peed all over him afterwards :D

After you've read this and you thought, "such talent drawing great comics such as these", feel free to tell me :D

Guys who pull other guys' hair should be prosecuted for life.

2009-10-11T16:46:00.000-07:00

Refer to the above title.

For starters, I'm not gonna name those involved to protect their anonymity. However, I'll give you people a hint. It happened between a certain Ah Beng and Ah Meng. :D

Oh yeea mama I'm good lol

Paranoia.

2009-09-19T00:38:00.000-07:00

I honestly have no idea what's been making me a paranoid wreck these days. I'm inclined to perceive the worst of anyone and everyone. Blame it on trials? :/

Speaking of which, was a friggin' disaster. Kicked off with econs and english, which was average. Things went pretty much downhill after that. Maths was a fucking pain in the ass while accounts was similar to jumping off a cliff. Managed to go into the wrong exam hall, forgot my calculators which were happily snuggling in my bag not to mention an excruciating stomachache to beat. And pysch was a laughable attempt at passing.
In summary: expect mediocre marks from me. =/

Woah wtffffff. As I was typing this out, I heard the sound of water dripping. Fully expecting a forgotten tap running, I discovered with much surprise that the rain had somehow managed to get into the house. So I did the most rational thing I could think of, I ran screaming to my dad's room, "CEILING SUDAH BOCOR,CEILING SUDAH BOCOR!!!!". heh heh. and now he's somewhere above me looking for the leak. lolol

Sarcasm...

2009-09-15T22:06:00.000-07:00

definitely FTW.

Hello.
I'm in taylors.
Watching people pass me by.
Bored.
=/
Anyone out there?

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No?
Didn't think so.
=(

I'll just talk to myself then

rofl @ dis parody...

2009-09-15T06:13:00.000-07:00

...which i admit has been artfully done! :D

heh heh.
oh dang.
i just remembered.
i'm supposed to be studying =/

Ahhh! My chatterbox...

2009-09-14T03:39:00.000-07:00

...COLLAPSED! and i noticed that everyone who uses the same chatterbox has this problem! I need to start a new one =/But first I need to learn how to make one lol :S

My sister's keeper. <3

2009-09-02T06:54:00.001-07:00

So I'm currently having a three-day maths exam this week. Normal people panic and resort to last minute studying. And me? I pick up a Jodi Picoult book, promptly lose myself in the world of leukemia and law suits, resurfacing in the night hours later having finished the whole damned book. 500 pages, no less. Prime example of laughing in the face of danger. Or rather, laughing in the face of matrices. :/

And now I'm going to hit the sack. Awesome much?
So dead :D

a GOOD one. :D

2009-08-27T09:05:00.000-07:00

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, my child says "Mommy. Sometimes my peepee goes up like a stick." I say "Well, honey, that's normal and ok." Then I ask when it does that. And he says "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes..." FML

Today, my father asked me if he could borrow my electric razor because he wanted to "surprise mom later". Anxious to see him without his life-long beard, I willingly agreed. About half an hour later he exited the bathroom. Beard fully intact. FML

rofl :D:D:D

Stacey, future talent ?

2009-08-25T03:49:00.000-07:00

Okay, so she has an accent so heavy her words are barely recognisable and from some angles her face resembles a horse, but who cares? She's pretty, albeit in a horsey way, a pretty horse lol. Anyway, check her out :D

>Stacey!!!<

She makes me wanna sing :P//

A tribute to my friend karmun...

2009-08-22T00:23:00.000-07:00

...who's head we sometimes use as a football :D (Ignore the guy on the left. Collateral damage lol)

hahaha just kidding. you know we love you.
...as our basketball. lolol

Oh wait.. Here's another.

XD

2009-08-20T06:34:00.000-07:00

Girls who speak flawless english turn me on :D

BWARGH!

2009-08-19T05:09:00.000-07:00

Boo!

Team Noob United (thats us!) entered the Taylor's Mega Challenge Futsal Competition today. Which name I just created spontaneously heh.

Guess what? we LOST! :D

Heh no surprise there.

And guess what? we got PAWNED!

pawned like the fucking prawns in District 9 lol

Alas, unsurprisingly so.

but. BUT. we managed to turn the game around the third match. 4-2 suck on that haters! lol

okay fine I didn't contribute much to the game other than blocking random missiles, pulverizing my back in the process.

Yessir, thats what they were, missiles in the form of a football launched by the enemy team with intention to kill. No, I kid you not ._______.

I could literally see my comrade-in-arms (it was like a bloody war zone) being cut down by shrapnel (read: desperately hiding to avoid being decapitated by ball. or maybe it was just me :D).

Anyway, good luck to Private Karl and co.
Let's hope they're the one dealing the damage, and not being on the receiving end of it.

P.s: I knew we should have named the team Scoring United. Sheesh blame Khec Zhao. rofl

Frustration does not cut it this time.

2009-08-11T07:33:00.000-07:00

How many times have your parents ever prevented you from going out just when you were about ready to leave the house? If your answer was never/seldom, then you're one lucky bastard.

Sometimes, I swear that I'm living under the oppression of a dictatorship. My parents seem to have the rigidity of a carrot stick. God forbid they stretch the rules and let me out of this godforsaken house for even ONE night during the weekdays.

Their excuses are so fucking predictable it seems rehearsed.

"Oh, its a school night. Tomorrow cannot concentrate in coll"
"My car is blocking yours but I am too tired/hungry/lazy to spare 5 fucking minutes to move it because I enjoy causing misery because I have no social life, literally"

On another unrelated matter, our economics assignment came back and Bimbo and I scored the lowest in class. According to Mrs Soh, I was 'plagiarising' because my choice of words indicated that I was ripping points off the net. Fucking awesome right?
Remind me to use simple, 'Non-British' words and to throw in a few lah's, mah's etc for my next presentation. God forbid there'll be a hint of flowery language, later minus participation marks for plagiarising, 'a very serious offence especially in university level'.

Oh, and the day after she gave back our assignments, she tripped and fell, resulting in a black eye.

As bimbo so delicately phrased it, 'KARMA'S A FUCKING BITCH TO MESS WITH'

Fuh, venting your frustrations and anger IS a great way to de-stress :D

2009-08-03T04:55:00.000-07:00

Pc Fair '09

Hoho tasting the eye candy

This is my version of constipated / forcing the shit out of your anus expression.

A phailed attempt at impersonating MJ

Another phailed attempt, this time trying to go for the whole bugsy bug-eyed look :D
'After all, neotenous look are the craze nowadays'

Ditto

Me and 'daddygene' helpfully pointing out the fact that someone is slightly vertically challenged lulu

I honestly can't remember what I was thinking when i did this =/

And lastly kids, remember to behave, because even if God isn't watching...

...this constipated looking fella IS! :)

Have a great day ._.

Could this video be any funnier?

2009-07-30T07:52:00.000-07:00

Watch the link below. If you don't laugh, you either have to grow a sense of humour in your backyard or shoot yourself in the leg. Seriously.

>Just the funniest vid in the world, CLICK!!!<

Hey, hey... A Good one! =D
Could I take a bath with marissa?

ROFL

Waking up in Vegas...LATE.

2009-07-29T07:10:00.000-07:00

One may be inclined to think that given a guy whose class schedule begins at 8am, waking up at 6.45 would not be much of a problem. Normally, that might have applied, if that someone had the sense to leave his house right after showering instead of sitting on the toilet bowl and watching tropic thunder. Factor in malaysian timing and unforeseen traffic jam and well, you're looking at one big ass mother of all mothers headache. I ended up missing TWO damn classes and being late for the third. And that, my friends, is the Shaunster to you :)

P.s: In my defence, it didn't occur to me that the traffic would be so EFFING heavy. And that I had to circle around college like a bloody hawk 3 bloody times because all the parking lots were occupied. =( boohoo poor me -_-

2009-07-25T05:16:00.000-07:00

Ugh. That stuff was sick. Not to mention fucking embarrassing. Next time you guys see me trying THAT again, I beg you, give me a punch in the face. Not too hard though. I want to be made aware, not have a broken cheekbone or something... :D

2009-07-19T06:22:00.000-07:00

My mother came into the room, handed my bro a cheque, and said; "You'd better not fuck up your studies!" Woah! Now we know where my vulgarities come from, eh? :D

2009-07-17T10:03:00.000-07:00

I can't ever remember the last time i stayed at home on a friday night. And honestly, I can't remember feeling as bad as I do right now. Feeling like I'm being caged... totally feeling the apt and appropriate phrase that comes to mind, FML. Ugh.. and this is only the first night of captivity. I cannot go on any further.. the walls are closing in.. being suffocated.. talk about being overly melodramatic. The best part is, I'm actually looking forward to college on Monday. And that is how sad my situation is

Arf, arf!!

2009-07-16T04:25:00.000-07:00

"Gimme your paw, buddy!"

heh heh.

I am officially in love. That beatiful, gorgeous face with aquiline features. The curvy, boxy body of a goddess. Oh baby you turn me on so. Sadly, as much as I hate to admit it, I have to say you're fucking way out of my league. Wealth separates us from a blissful union. Fantasies are just that, mere dreams offering only glimpses of life in heaven with you. I am supremely confident that you'll keep me entertained for all eternity. Never will I take you for granted, because having you would be a gift from God himself. Yes, I'm talking about you, you sexay beast.

Feast your eyes, people.

Oooh, would you just look at her. I could stare at her all day. I'm counting the days till you'll be mine.

Pictures!

2009-07-02T06:16:00.001-07:00

Random strikes and I take the shape of a conceited, self centered and narcissistic dodo bird.
You shall enjoy the pictures, or perish in Hell.

Picture #1

Caught in the act. I'm no queer! T_T

Picture #2

Stoning, gazing into the horizon. Rofl

Picture #3

Lol hee. Oops?

The Reserve Bank of Australia says hi. And Confessions of a Shopperholic was the BOMB!

"Is your father a terrorist?"
"Because you're the bomb!"
o.O

2009-06-21T17:16:00.000-07:00

Came across this quote while blog hopping.

"Those who don't know me think I'm quiet. Those who do wish that i was"

That isn't true... Right? ='(
Rofl!

Gives you HELL (IAGDF!)

2009-06-15T17:47:00.000-07:00

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

ROFL =D
"Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell."
hahahahaa

fucking ass superb XD

Mafia VS Yakuza showdown.

2009-06-14T00:14:00.000-07:00

Ever wondered how a confrontation between the violent Italian mafia and the deadly Japanese yakuza would end? Wonder no more. Using a designated computer program to simulate a battle between the two largest, feared crime organizations of all time, this video is a FUCKING joy to watch. Seriously, feast your eyes on this video. And if you like, there are a few other episodes to watch too :)

>Mafia VS Yakuza, CLICK!!!<

Ps: It's a little gory though.

IMO, the yakuza would have totally obliterated the mafia. C'mon they're so much better in hand to hand combat. Style-wise, however, the mafia wins hands down with their cigars and starched suits. Fuh yengness =D

Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, or whatever the movie was called.

2009-06-09T05:20:00.000-07:00

So yeah. Those who actually READ my blog posts, don't start fainting. Yes, you can believe what your eyes tell you. I'm actually updating on the same day I watched the movie, not a week after like I usually do. What can I say? I was bored and I had some time on my hands.

I'm sorry to tell you, however, (especially to those who have not watched hannah montana yet and will be going to watch it soon) but this movie is corny with a capital C. Honestly, I can't even remember the last movie I watched that was cornier than this, it was so unbelievably corny that if it got any cornier, it could pass of as a korean drama. Not that I'm against korean dramas. But get this, there's this scene where Miley Cyrus aka Miley Stewart aka Smiley Miley aka Hannah Montana walks into a revolving door, and sees her crush who happens to also be crushing on her, korean drama style.

But hey, who's complaining? Miley Cyrus is definitely easy on the eye and they even threw in Taylor Swift for a couple of minutes. But if you expect a thought provoking movie or something that will make you cry buckets, then you're barking down the wrong tree.

One of the highlights of the movie. =]
Sorry, i forgot how to do the link thingy. Have to copy and paste the old fashioned way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xpY49Q2mjw

Boobies...

2009-06-07T06:17:00.000-07:00

...are of significant importance when it comes to feeding infants (and also to provide fodder for men to indulge in dirty fantasies, rofl ). However, the need for humongous boobs is difficult to comprehend. I mean, it is not as though breasts of immense size contain larger volumes of milk compared to smaller breasts.

So I was on facebook trying out this game, Restaurant City. Usually I would scoff at people who play this genre of games, but unfortunately something about this game appeals and I somehow got hook.

"Wait a minute. Waddafuck does restaurant city have to do with boob size?" You ask.
....
Honestly?

NOTHING. =D

Holidays.

2009-05-26T20:03:00.000-07:00

As you may or may not have known, your blogger has just started a two-week long break from coll classes, hence leaving a certain someone (that's me if you're a wee bit dim-witted) with waaaay too much time on his hands. What do you do with time when you come to the conclusion that all your friends are busy doing something else, without you? Precisely nothing. You rot at home, gazing forlornly at your car, thinking of places you want to go, but without people to go with.

Or maybe it's the time, seeing as its only 11am. Might be feeling a tad lonely ever since the bloody construction work next door started drilling the wall NEXT to the room I sleep in, resulting in me waking up thinking world war II was happening around me. =/
AT 9.30am in the morning! Fking insane bastards.

Oh well. The world's too awesome for me to give a damn.
:)

Nick likes Lady gaga and karmun is a pure lala...

2009-05-20T00:22:00.000-07:00

..ingenious title, no? =D

3 exams down, 2 more to go.
God get me through this week! ヽ( ゜ー゜)ノ

And holy macaroni. Hope none of you guys out there ever wanked while fantasizing about Megan Fox. Turns out she's a fucking guy. Wtf indeed. Here's proof, ugh. A word of caution though, it's not for the weak-hearted. Hahah nah I'm just messing around. Go ahead and check it out:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

"As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery" (Cunningham, 2009)

Some things are better left unsaid.
Now how am I supposed to watch transformers 2? lol

sexaay. LOL!

P/s: Where'd she get them boobies anyway?
p2/s: Notice the citation of source? Pro already =D

2009-05-19T06:17:00.000-07:00

As I was working on economics, for some reason it suddenly struck me (don't ask me how) cue imaginary light bulb lighting up above my head. Hey, I thought to myself. I vaguely remember paying for my class t-shirt, 5Sc2. Yeah, I know its only rm10++, but hey, its the principle that counts right? So, any of my former classmates, care to explain? I hate to think that I've been ripped off, not that I'm accusing anyone though. =|

2009-05-18T08:21:00.000-07:00

It's 11.30 pm. My thoughts are scattered and my focus is disrupted. Which probably isn't the best timing considering mid-year exams are set to commence tomorrow. One word echoes in my head, only one. Die, die, die, die, die. Hailat-ness =/

2009-05-10T06:19:00.000-07:00

Another update!

Today was not a very productive day. Tried to study at starbucks. Failed. I'm not sure how but ended up playing chess instead of finishing econs. Guess I'll be burning the midnight oil struggling to finish the hw.

Gotta bounce then.

Pardon me...

2009-05-09T05:32:00.000-07:00

...but I got home late the night before. Therefore I am going to overcompensate for the previous day by writing two days worth of posts. At least I'll try, lol.

After coll we met up with parkleng and co. at McD. They insisted on going to Pyramid as we were in the area, but we being the sampat people that we are, had to go all the way to Midvalley just for the heck of it =D. Nick was hunting for shoes which suddenly made me hunger for some shopping. Made a spontaneous decision to buy futsal shoes so I borrowed some dough off Nick, aka Mr ATM. Unfortunately( or fortunately, depending on how you look at it) Al-ikhsan was out of size. Spent the rest of the day walking from one shop to another (Al-Ikhsan, Nike, Studio R) following Nick around to no avail. It must be hard having size 13 feet. After that, headed to pyramid and later settled at our local mamak. Met shoukuan who is now commonly referred to as Dj Obscene. Got reverse parking jokes and all too. It's getting waaaaay too crowded in the mamak. Time to find a new one, perhaps?

Peace. :D

2009-05-07T04:52:00.001-07:00

Wazzup.

Just back from maths tuition. Had to play a few games of DotA to relax and unwind. Have to admit, it kinda feels good getting the adrenaline back into my bloodstream seeing as I'm living a lifestyle too sedentary for my taste. Yes, the only exercise I've been getting is thru the computer. Finger sports :D (Though you can probably argue and say computer games aren't considered a sport. And you'll probably win too. wtfrofl =D) Gotta limit the vulgarity now. Ms Audrey might be reading. And if you're reading, Ms Audrey, well, HI! DONT BE STINGY ON THE PARTICIPATION MARKS! hahaha, no seriously. My tertiary education is flimsy as a thread as it is. I've to ace every one of my exams to even think of entering a reputable Uni.

On a brighter note, i ate chicken rice today! Wtflol i sound as bimbotic as hoeyen and as lalaish as karmun. Talk about multitasking.

Oh I'll be updating everyday so stay tuned! :D

Evening folks.

2009-05-06T06:53:00.000-07:00

From here on lies the beginning of my personal reflection journal. Apparently, I'm supposed to record how i feel personally about my day, specifically what i like and dislike about it.

Mmm. Let's see. I'll start with today then.
I hated the fact that I didn't organize my time well the day before,blowing my time away playing facebook poker instead of doing what I was supposed to do, which resulted in me looking like an idiot in front of the class with an UNBINDED project. I hate the fact that when it comes to ESL I am going to have to expect VERY low marks. I hate the idea that I am going to have to work extra hard if I do not want to be left behind in the rat race more commonly known as SAM.

On the other hand, I ate panmee again today. And someone I shall not mentioned managed to walk out of the shop with the menu. That made me laugh. Lol.

Guess I don't really have to say this, but today just isn't my day. =(

2009-04-29T03:28:00.000-07:00

Allow me to apologize for the very, very long hiatus. Rest assured I've not been beamed up by aliens, nor have I been frolicking with them cheerleaders. Yes I've been watching The OC recently. AND I have big news!

So I'm blogging in what has to be the worst cyber cafe of all time. I mean, where else can you find a computer so ancient that it loads web pages every time you scroll down a page? Where loading facebook poker takes so long that the link eventually expires? At MyCyber, thats where. And don't even get me started on the smell. Some things are better of unsaid.

And.. I'll be right back.
To be continued.. :D

Freeze those toes off (:

2009-03-31T05:18:00.001-07:00

My blog is dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. And so is my computer
Bloody trojan horse (why not cow? lol) infected my computer.
To those computer illiterate, it's some kind of virus created by some lifeless jerk which i probably got from watching too much porn. Lol!
And I shall update more frequently. When i get my life back. Read:When SAM is over.

On an unrelated note, I'm trying to ignore the draft required for esl. Thinking of it suffocates me. I can't breatheee. I need air. Trapped. Lol trust me I'm understating the burden. Better to be in denial.

Why look at the glass half full when you can just smash the goddamned glass?

Silly jumping beans :)

2009-03-19T02:49:00.000-07:00

People.
Long overdue genting pics. Just got 'em fresh from the oven =D

Before take-off. Compulsory gay affection

Notice the Thongs. 'Nuff said yo.

Aw, now ain't that sweeter then cotton candy. lol

Lock and loaded, ready for offblast

I'm on a boat, on a motherfucking boat! :D

Forgive the orgasmic face.

Ditto.

Contrary to popular belief, I can occasionally look presentable in pics too. HA!

Attempting the impossible.

Achieving the impossible. Huhu :D

Yong Fuck the bloody terrorist.

Haha. Couldn't resist posting this up. Overgrown child in a pram XD

Oooh. Sejuk membabi buta.

The crew.

Last but definitely not least, ending this post with..

Pic of the century. Tuktuk! Lmao.

Cheers! =D

Oh. Video of our Malaysian Studies (LAN) video up next.
Blogger's being a catty bitch, taking years to upload a simple retarded clip.

Stay tune to more fun and games then! =D

Spm Results.

2009-03-12T02:19:00.000-07:00

So yeah. Got the results. All i can say is it wasn't pretty. Admittedly the results isn't unexpected and I sure as hell deserve it based on the amount of effort i put in. (or technically, the lack of it) And being surrounded by over achievers ain't helping much. Then again, why cry over spilled milk? 'Gratz to those who did well and to those who didn't, all I can say is HA! we're on the same boat. [Cue: I'm on a mother fucking boat. Hahaha]

It's A Goddamned Fact..

2009-03-05T20:52:00.000-08:00

that a swimming pond exist. Click below. LOL

It's a GODDAMNED fact XD

Eat that, haters. :DDD

Proof that I have a cock!

It's a GODDAMNED fact XD

Satisfied?

Look out, ze Shaunsters on the road baybeh!

2009-03-03T01:18:00.000-08:00

One word: I passed. Okay, that's two, but who cares? And i know, was there ever any doubt of me not passing? None whatsoever. Muahaha. It appears that I've gained ze ole confidence along with a brand new shiny license. All hail the new driver! Lol.
Oh and i met an indian chick who could converse fluently in mandarin. Yeah i know. Embarrass us chinese who cant speak chinese only. shame shame. LOL
Anyway, while i was calmly waiting for my turn (shaking hands, trembling legs and all >_<), there was this russell peters jackass wannabe behind me. Imitating russell and failing miserably. Think yongsern but 10 times more irritating. ( i know, is that even possible? :] ) no offence, hamtard. you know i love you ._.
Hahaha what am i saying. Just glad i managed to scrape though. Looking forward to flaunting my license. Call me lifeless :D

*** EDITED *** Got my license, baybeh! =D

Collecting lucky charms!

2009-03-02T02:23:00.000-08:00

I'm sitting for my driving tomorrow. Wish me luck! :D
Hopefully I'll be able to conquer the slopes and parking.
If I don't update you guys know what to expect then.. :X

PPP (Purely Pictures Post)

2009-02-21T08:55:00.000-08:00

Howdy peasants!
College pictures. Hee =)

The best way to kickstart a day.

Classic Ms DOH.

Petronas Twin Towers and bridge.
I know, fantastic metaphor :D

Kuwakchai

Two very unphotogenic people. Hahaha =/

Spring cleaning is the order of the day!

2009-02-10T01:38:00.000-08:00

Harlow? Can anyone hear me? =D
Quick update to let ya all know i'm still alive. Barely. =X

Eeeee Kawaaiiiiiii!! LOL =.=

2009-02-02T00:34:00.000-08:00

C-ute - Forever Love

Omfg. The great Shaunster has been lala-fied. Someone just shoot me in the foot right now :/

2009-01-21T02:54:00.000-08:00

Modified the links to the blogs. Dunno. Guess its an attempt to present myself as a matured guy. Hahahaha.. yeah. You can stop laughing now.

Don't you psycho analyse me!

2009-01-13T01:52:00.000-08:00

Based on a true story.

So there was this guy, known simply as Shaun. Well, he met a girl, who he later nicknamed Bouncy. Bouncy had an expensive addiction to the mochas and whatnots in starbucks. Shaun however, was more of a simple guy, thus he preferred the Neslo Ice served at any mamaks. To Shaun's greatest horror, Bouncy claimed never to have tasted a NesloIce before. To add to the shock, Bouncy also admitted that she hadn't been to Genting for quite a while. (She also has no idea what a cinema is, the poor girl). Therefore Shaun's greatest ambition in life now is to introuduce the lovely beverage we refer to as nesloice to Bouncy. (The cinemas and genting will have to wait). Bouncy will probably die of shock if she experienced all those wonderful things at once.

2009-01-06T02:15:00.000-08:00

Its me again. I hate accounts. And believe me, its never too early to proclaim your disgust for this absolutely shitty subject. Ugh.

So yeah, college.

2009-01-06T01:19:00.000-08:00

Second day into college life and I'm still very much alive. Discovered the art of haggling book prices from seniors, which is not unlike our pasar malam environment. Note to self though; efforts of negotiating prices with hot, beautiful seniors are virtually impossible when a little skin is 'accidentally' shown as the lump of mass i refer to as my brain will immediately stop working. Notice the scenario below.

Me: Walking innocently, when is suddenly ambushed by this amazing chick.
Chick: Hello! Interested in purchasing second hand books?
Me: Yeah. How much is this?
Chick: Um. Rm50.
Me: Wow, thats a little steep. I think i'll look around elsewhere.
Chick: *Closes the distance* You sure? (All wide eyes and pouty lips)
Me: Uhgluhluh..
Chick: Thanks! *Grabs Rm50 note from me and runs off*

And there you have it. Definitely not my finest moment of my existence.

But yeah, anyway. College is okay. Could have been better. Reason? I made friends, with guys. I exchanged handphone numbers, with guys. I talked, to guys. Get the drift? Maybe I'll summon the courage someday. Y'know, show some of the old schmooze The Shaunster used to have before he was pussified at college. Right now though, it seems as though my charm has left me.
Oh well, consider this a dry spell before the Shaunster re-emerges to reclaim his former glory.
( Yes, i do realize I'm lying to myself to make myself feel better. )
Sigh. Next update this weekend on the rest of the week if I feel like it :)

College.

2009-01-03T08:40:00.000-08:00

Uncertainty. The perfect word to describe what I feel right now.
Another update after i register for college tomorrow. Assuming I manage to decide what to do by then.

Xmas eve.

2008-12-23T05:35:00.000-08:00

Nothing to do on christmas eve? Contact me! I just might have something fun for you :D

The chatbox...

2008-12-13T02:24:00.000-08:00

and everything else is directly beneath the posts. I have no idea how it got there. Help greatly appreciated!

Urban Vanity / Bar Celona

2008-12-12T18:55:00.000-08:00

Yes people. The event we had been waiting for has came and passed. Safe to say, all of us had an experience of a lifetime befitting the event organized. Prom started a little slow ( i.e. boring) but picked up rapidly, particularly when they opened the dance floor for the public, where we orgasmic people just lost control and released all inhibitions to hit the floor. And GOD, we sure did. Lost control and all that, not orgasm-ed. And so, let the pictures do the talking.

While waiting for the prom to begin. Ignore the retarded pose, please.

My baby and I. LOL! Sorry Josh, I'm already taken. Hahaha.

Him professing his undying love for me. Jing, oh jing. <3

Me and UZhi. Trust me, we both look wayyyyy better in real life.

I look like a bloody jackass here. Sigh.

Ditto for this.

Nicko and me. He's only taller 'cos he has heels on. :P

And yeah, I was the prom king. I mean, I already knew I was going to be nominated ( my friends have this nasty tradition of picking on me during these kind of events, lol ) but whattheheck, prom king!

Beauty and the beast? >_<

And the part where we danced together was beyond awkward. ( Fine. She danced. I mostly tripped, stumbled and struggled to regain my balance and tried not to embarrass myself too much. ) And she has really soft hands too! o.O I might be developing a fetish for soft hands.

And the after-prom celebration at Bar Celona. One word; awesome. Only problem was we spent so much time arguing beforehand that we didn't have 'nuff time to actually club much.

Oh and credits to Chee Huang. Never in my life would i expect him to be so sporting. Heck he showed wayyyyyy bigger balls than me with the 24-year-old ladies. Hahaha raise your glasses to him please!

In a nutshell, it was a fucktastic experience. All i can say to those who didn't attend is, " You people don't know what you just missed :D "

Definitely something to be noted.

2008-12-10T03:14:00.000-08:00

People. Check this out if you're not the squirmish type. I swear to god, this is the effing most traumatizing experience ever. Again, I stress that you should skip this if you're faint-hearted. Good luck to those brave enough.

>>>YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED<<<

Tagged.

2008-12-03T07:23:00.000-08:00

I don't usually do tags. Correction: I've never done a tag in my blogging career. But what the heck, it's the holidays, and i have nothing but time on my hands. So yeah, lucky me.

Question: What is your name? (Please give one answer)
1. Kit Shaun

Question: What is your nickname? (Please give two answers)
1. kitty
2. tong sampah, summer thong, donkey prawn(adaption of thong kit shaun. keep repeating my name a few times and you'll get what i mean)

Question: Three books which you often read? (Please give three answers)
1. Mags
2. Twilight/
3. Any novels i can get my dirty paws on

Question: The things gained from Blogging? (Please give four answers)
1. Having a blog is like hanging out with your best friend. It's a total waste of time, you gain absolutely nothing from it, yet u keep coming back for more.
2. Oh, and to waste time.
3. Oh, and also to gain absolutely nothing
4. Oh, and... well u get the drift.

Question: Your favorite food? (Please give five answers)
1. French (Lasagna , pasta)
2. Maggi mee+cheese. My very own creation :D
3. The crisp meat of Ramli burger. Oooch!
4. Blah.
5. Lazy

Question: Favorite songs? (Please give six answers)
1. Last night
2. Love is gone
3. Love story
4. See you again. yes i know its bimboish. so what? i just got bimbofied! lol
5. I don't care, dance floor anthem, both by Fall out boy
6. Anything YOU are listening to! :)

Question: Places that you wish to go? (Please give seven answers)
1. Paris to meet Paris Hilton.
2. Japan. One word; chicks. Of the 3H variety(Hot, Horny, Hungry4sex)
3. Amsterdam. The city of porn. Do i need to elaborate?
4. Prom night 2008.
5. I
6. D
7. K

Question: All-time favorite movies, dramas, or animes? (Please give eight answers)
1. Gossip girl. DO.NOT.DISS.SOMETHING.YOU.HAVEN'T.TRIED.
2. Shaun of the dead.
3. Home Alone. Both of them!
4. Dumb and Dumber.
5. One tree hill.
6. Get Smart.
7. Wedding crashers.
8. Talladega Nights.

Question: Items that you wish to obtain? (Please give nine answers)
1. A better phone. There's always a better phone than what you're currently having.
2. Monay monay monayy! $_$ KA-CHINK
3. Nintendo Wii
4. An air gun! Just to shoot random passer-bys and anyone who annoys me
5. A dog named Dawg just for the heck of it.
6. A dog named Doug just for the heck of it.
7. A luxury sports car? U can ride on me, lil chiqo
8. ASTRO. I DON'T HAVE ASTRO!
9. Piss off

Question: You want to pass this tag to? (Please give the names of 10 friends)
1. I'm
2. Not
3. Tagging
4. Anyone
5. Just
6. Because
7. I
8. Don't
9. Want
10.To

Twilight.

2008-12-02T02:07:00.000-08:00

Okay, I'll get it out of my system now. Twilight the movie came nowhere close to my expectations. Anyone with half a brain would agree that the movie is just a rip off of the book. Yes, I've read the book too. Heck, I'm surprised stephenie meyers allowed the production of this movie. A hefty royalty fee, perhaps?
That said, the movie wasn't all that bad. The movie stuck close to the book's plot and there were more than a few redeeming qualities. If one excuses the cheesy acting, the show might even be a bearable experience.

Oh well, whos up for quarantine? :D Scare the balls off you. Rawr!

Ohgeetroubleluis?

2008-11-10T04:28:00.000-08:00

Congratulations! Nombor SIM card anda tlh memenangi HADIAH UTAMA wang tunai!! rm15000 dari sharikat shell. Call/Sila cari 01x-xxxxxxx.

received thru sms. wonder if i should reply? NOT.

mofos.

Pit Bull ft Lil John - Krazy

2008-11-09T02:05:00.000-08:00

A case of hating a song yet loving it. Ugh.

Now Jump up let’s get Krazy…
Now Jump up let’s get Krazy…
Now Jump up let’s get Krazy…

Now Jump up let’s get Krazy… (come on)
Now Jump up let’s get Krazy… (come on)
Now Jump up let’s get Krazy… (hey)
Now Jump up let’s get Krazy…

Damn that’s Krazy

and and and..

Iraq no war / U.S no Bush
Cuba no Castro / Atlanta no cush
Britney with no drama / Alicia with no Karma
New York with no flava / The World with no Haters
Obama with no color / Hillary with no Bill
Pit with no Miami and soon with no deal
Just imagine all this baby
It's enough to make you go KRAZY…..
(woooooo)

So true :)

2008-10-29T18:40:00.000-07:00

Hm. News flash; there's been a flurry of activity in my neighbour's house and , me being me, I had to see what the commotion was about.
So i literally stalked them from my room window ( god knows i have more than enough practice in stalking, LOL ) for a good one hour and i came up with a conclusion: i had no idea what in the world was going on.
Gave up and when i was coming out of my house to tuition I noticed that the house was totally empty.
Yeah, they shifted out.

[Cue shrieking in delight and dancing around madly]

You see, my neighbours who I affectionately refer to as buffoons are APITAs. A-Fucking-Pain-In-The-Fucking-Ass. For no reason whatsoever (none that i can see, at least) they'll start drilling holes for god-knows-what early in the morning.
It has came to a point where I don't even have to set my alarm for the next morning.
They'll start hammering away like bloody lunatics and leave me dazed but WIDE awake.

So, yeah. I can safely say there's no love lost between us neighbours.

Let us join hands and pray the next one will be a group of hot college chicks without any reservations whatsoever about sunbathing publicly. Clothing optional. But discouraged.

Well, a guy can wish, can't he?

Oh u guys should totally listen to this if u haven't already:

Estrella - Stay

I can't seem to download it. So if any of you liked the song, feel free to download it and send it to me.

I'll give you an audio link to check it out. Lightning-quick buffering speed assured.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt34DbUciUI&feature=related

I don't know how to do the link thingy so yeah, you'll have to cut and paste. lol, apologies.

Realization.

2008-10-23T21:20:00.001-07:00

after two whole years of schooling and approximately 17 days left before SPM, it has dawned on me that i should have been in the arts stream.

yeah, wtf? you too?

FYI, I'm IYF..

2008-10-23T03:39:00.001-07:00

which translates to "For Your Information, i'm In Your Face"
Cool, innit? :D

eik, shut up, numbskull.
i might be a tad bored out of my mind.

Love Story - Taylor Swift

2008-10-16T23:07:00.000-07:00

Hey people, download the song above and tell me what you think about it.
A second opinion is always appreciated :D

Jimi Hendrix No More

2008-10-12T23:35:00.000-07:00

"I owned a guitar."

Wait a minute, u ask. Whats with the past tense?
Technically, i still have it with me. Notice i'm being especially vague about it.

Because;
I Killed My Guitar.

[cue dramatic music]

Which isn't actually mine. The people who rented the old house left it behind when they shifted out. I took a look at it and thought 'hey, this baby would be smokin' hot after some TLC with me'

So i did what any jackass teenager would. Anyone who actually thinks that a couple of hours of practising would turn an ordinary dude into Santana. I brought it home.

The first thing i noticed was the dust. Clouds of dust as soon as i pulled it out of its casing. (Slight exaggeration but you get the drift.) So yeah, i spend an hour cleaning the outside and inside of the guitar. Afterwards, I leaned it against the wall and stepped back to admire my work. Which was when the unthinkable happened. It slided off the wall and crashed onto the floor and SNAPPED
into half. !@#$%^&*()!?

Thus ended my short-lived career as a half baked musician.

Moral of the story #1 : Never trust a jackass with a guitar.
Moral of the story #2 : Heck, never trust a jackass with anything for that matter.

In my defense, it was probably ancient and crusty anyway. They wouldn't have left it behind otherwise.

But STILL. I mourn for you and what could have been(not much since I'm not exactly musical inclined), oh unlucky one who was unfortunate enough to have been passed on to me. May the Gods of music have mercy on you.

I would have posted pictures of the decapitated guitar, however, my brother lost his phone. Which brings us to unlucky incident #2. A tale for next time, perhaps?
Genetics. I lose phones the same way balding people lose hair. No offense, gramps.

We the Kings - Check Yes Juliet.

2008-10-09T22:52:00.000-07:00

Check yes Juliet
Are you with me?
Rain is falling down on the sidewalk
I won't go until you come outside.

Check yes Juliet
Kill the limbo
I'll keep tossing rocks at your window
There's no turning back for us tonight.

Lace up your shoes
Eh Oh Eh Ohhh
Here's how we do;

Run, baby, run
Don't ever look back.
They'll tear us apart
If you give them the chance.
Don't sell your heart.
Don't say we're not meant to be.
Run, baby, run.
Forever will be
You and me.

Check yes Juliet
I'll be waiting
Wishing, wanting
Yours for the taking.
Just sneak out
And don't tell a soul goodbye.
Check yes Juliet
Here's the countdown
3... 2... 1... now fall in my arms now
They can change the locks
Don't let them change your mind

Lace up your shoes
Eh Oh Eh Ohhh
Here's how we do

Run, baby, run
Don't ever look back
They'll tear us apart
If you give them the chance
Don't sell your heart
Don't say we're not meant to be
Run baby run
Forever will be
You and me

We're flying through the night
We're flying through the night
Way up high,
The view from here is getting better with
You by my side

Run baby run
Don't ever look back
They'll tear us apart
If you give them the chance
Don't sell your heart
Don't say we're not meant to be
Run baby run
Forever will be...

Run baby run
Don't ever look back
They'll tear us apart
If you give them the chance
Don't sell your heart
Don't say we're not meant to be
Run baby run
Forever will be
You and me
You and me
You and me.

Cue air strumming on pretend 'guitar'. Rawr!

Exams. Can't live with them.

2008-10-07T22:36:00.000-07:00

short post here.

wishing all PMR students good luck and to my fellow SPM students, may God be with you.
It is during this time that only divine intervention can help us poor maggots.

so yeah, with that said, if u want to copy, for God's sake DON'T get caught.

Too stressed? Try this link out.
>>>Clickhere to get addicted to it<<<

2008-09-06T18:50:00.000-07:00

yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah! i passed my undang. what a fucking relief, yo!
my marks were a little low, was practically flirting with the passing mark.
but who cares? I, Kit Shaun, passed my undang exam!

in your faces!, those-who-failed on their first try. :D
although technically this is my second try since i was absent on my first.

ngek ngek =D

Just having a ball.

2008-09-04T04:21:00.000-07:00

Ladies and gentlemen, perverted readers.
May I present to you, the grotesque, the gigantous, the all-encompassing, Balls Of Steel!

...

No description is necessary.
Feast your eyes on this monstrous discovery of the Thong brothers!
Gape in open mouthed wonder at the superiority of its.. manhood!

Unable to make out the shape?
Let photoshop solve it for you!

Fine I used paint. Still clueless on how to operate Photoshop.
Amazed?

Not yet?
Another specimen of utter retardedness.

A random psychiatric patient.
The truth?
My little couzzie.
And NO i DO NOT in any way act/look/pose like him just because we share a few chromosomes.

And now lets end this post on a lighter note.
The poor lil fella who is destined to drag his unfortunately inflamed balls for all of eternity.
You shall always have our sympathy, my furry little friend.

2008-08-31T09:38:00.000-07:00

Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You

Best thing about tonight's that we’re not fighting

Could it be that we have been this way before

I know you don’t think that I am trying......

I know you’re wearing thin down to the core..

But hold your breath

Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you

Over again

Don’t make me change my mind

Or I won’t live to see another day

I swear its true

Because a girl like you is impossible to find

You’re impossible to find

This is not what I intended

I always swore to you I'd never fall apart

You always thought that I was stronger

I may have failed

But I have loved you from the start

Oh, But hold your breath

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

Don’t make me change my mind

Or I won’t live to see another day

I swear it’s true

Because a girl like you is impossible to find

So breathe in so deep

Breathe me in

I’m yours to keep

And hold onto your words

‘Cause talk is cheap

And remember me tonight

When you’re asleep

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

Don’t make me change my mind

Or I won’t live to see another day

I swear it’s true

Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

Don’t make me change my mind

Or I won’t live to see another day

I swear it’s true

Because a girl like you is impossible to find

You’re impossible to find

it might not sound like much.. but it grows on you.
really :D

and i came up with a neat piece of poetry myself:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
and now, there’s little Frankie.

fine. i actually came across it on the web.

Type 'A' Personality. take that, you losers !

2008-08-20T00:18:00.001-07:00

					What Kit Shaun Means
					You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life. You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip. People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way. And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life. You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Suave, sexy, smart and strong. woot, agreed, agreed. cheywaaaa ;D
and grumpy. don't leave out grumpy.

yes, i AM a lil bored .
..
any suggestions ?

2008-08-18T07:04:00.000-07:00

aiyo sial.
the pics not with me.
next time la, this time promise,promise, no compromise! :D

its not like u guys don't know i'm unreliable anyway, lol.

as compensation, feel free to visit this amazing blog.

http://irritatingblogger.blogspot.com

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I Hereby vow to TAKE my undang test during this hols.
I Hereby vow to PASS my undang test during this hols.
I Hereby vow never to skip school, classes and/or tuition up until SPM is over.

I will personally ground myself in the event that i ever break any of these.

haha. yea RIGHT.

2/3 ain't bad tho.

I DO plan to take my undang. [pats myself on the back]
passing, however, is an entirely different story altogether.
May the force, luck, intelligence, clarity of mind and anything else i would need be with me for me to scrape through.

oh, and i hope to start studying in the distant future.
not assertive enough?
i will start studying. in the distant future.
best not rush things. i might not cope with the hard work and menial labour that comes hand-in-hand with constant studying. shit, even the thought of it scares the faeces outta me.

and talking about shit, i am now officially bullshitting.
not to mention talking to myself.
oh well. one has to sacrifice one's sanity to endure the mental beating of studying. or thinking about it.

heee;D

2008-08-16T05:16:00.000-07:00

readers,
blogging from ipoh.'

"shaun is lame... wheeee i made him camwhore with me!!
nyahahhahahahaha"

right jess. yes, thats the name of the crazy lunatic sitting next to me.

anyway back to me. blogging from an extremely upclass cyber here. be back tuck in good ole KL by monday.
watch out for me..
peace! :D

oh yeah. the hamster pics when i get back. promiseeee! =/

2008-08-08T23:10:00.000-07:00

my right eye hurts like crazy. ugh.
to those who actually give a shit why, read on.
to those who don't, heck I'm still gonna tell you anyway.

i got the shit kicked outta me.
or rather, my eye got it's shit kicked outta it.
yes ladies and gentlemen, i managed to get my eye kicked in while playing futsal.
big shoutout to vicky for his superb bicycle kick.

wrong place, wrong time.

it hurts to look down. or anywhere else for that matter.
=(

Update!

2008-08-01T05:29:00.000-07:00

me thinks its time for an update now, mate!
and it jolly well better be a good one!

No, i was not:

kidnapped by gay aliens posing as anwar for the purpose of researching self-gratification through the penetration of the rectum. (to the uninitiated, aka anal)
exploring the sahara desert and just happened to come across a gold mine in which i promptly dove head-first to find blake lively skinny dipping in the pool. a guy can dream, can't he?

I was actually:

bored out of my skull due to constant nagging from the parents no thanks to the surat amaran stating in which i was late 6times.
resulting in being unceremoniously grounded.
finishing gossip girl season 1.
ranting about how hot serena looked under the many skimpy dresses she donned.
raving about the injustice of this world and how it could be possible that serena and dan aren't a couple any longer.
living out my punishment.
in which my skin grew scales to adapt to the damp, depressing, dark indoor environment.

_________________________________________________________________

on a totally unrelated matter, i officially diagnose our furry lil household friend with groin elephantiasis.

for those unfamiliar with the term, allow me to rephrase it more delicately.

my brother's hamster has balls the size of rambutan seeds.

and dear lord, i am SO not exaggerating.

pictures of this perverse phenomena on the next post, so tune in for an update.on.His.Almighty's. Balls.

=)

I cant stand Mondays!

2008-07-13T21:37:00.000-07:00

Ugh. skipped school. as usual couldn't face the going-back-to-school-blues.
watched the incredible hulk(yes, again) and what happens in vegas.

today i feel somewhat.. different. somehow.. guilty. i mean, skipping when its so close to spm?
what a sure-fire way to blow my results.

but anyway, who the FUCK really cares. no one breaks tradition!

face it, this'll probably go on forever.

2008-07-12T02:50:00.000-07:00

sigh. computer crashed on me. expect not-so-frequent updating.

AND NO, I WAS NOT SURFING FOR PORN! WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME THAT?!?

2008-07-08T08:06:00.000-07:00

Miley Cyrus-7 Things

I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the previous
Relationship we shared
It was awesome but we lost it
It's not possible for me not to care
And now we're standing in the rain
But nothing's ever gonna change until you hear
My dear

The seven things I hate about you
The seven things I hate about you
Oh you
You're vain, your games
You're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh
You make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your friends they're jerks
When you act like them
Just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

It's awkward and its silent
As I wait for you to say
What I need to hear now
Your sincere apology
When you mean it I'll believe it
If you text it I'll delete it
Let's be clear
Oh, I'm not coming back
You're taking seven steps here

Chorus:
The seven things I hate about you
You're vain, your games
You're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your friends they're jerks
When you act like them
Just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention the seven that I like

The seven things I like about you
Your hair, your eyes
Your old Levis
When we kiss I'm hypnotized
You make me laugh, you make me cry
But I guess that's both I'll have to buy
Your hand in mine
When we're intertwined
Everything's alright
I wanna be with the one I know
And the seventh thing I like the most that you do
You make me love you

You do, oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh oh

Very likeable song. Not so likeable singer, judging from the comments of the video.I know its a little lifeless, but i'm still gonna share a few of the comments.

Who gives a crap if every other star doesn't write their own music,it doesn't make it right now does it? NO. Gosh I'm surrounded by a bunch of unaware retards standing up for nothing at all. I AM LOSER! I HAVE NO LIFE! I'M WASTING MY TIME! HELL, MY LIFE'S A WASTE OF TIME! so might a well let me watse my time, because you can't really stop me now, can you? FINAL WORD: Miley Cyrus Sucks Butt, and you can't do anything about it! Rock on America! Rock on! \m/
source 1

ok i know miley is a slut for takin those pics and then lied bout it and she is a sucky singer but i love these lyrics if anyone else were singing it , it would be awesome
source 2

so amusing. anyway, catch the song though. very catchy tempo
(even by me, Mr. Tone Deaf)

group picchahhsss

2008-06-26T04:51:00.000-07:00

this post is meant for the occasional sesat-ed outsider who happened to stray upon this lovely blog. seeing that the photos below are already on i-dono-how-many-blogs-already. yes i know, how original. anyway, here we go..

(supposedly censored middle fingers)
clearly we have managed to achieve the highest level of zen-like retardedness..
bow to us, mere peasants!! hoo0-rah

this imma gonna quote directly from shar's blog. okay i copied and pasted. sue me :D
michelle the platypus-cat, chris the butterfly, kit - orang cacat, kav - sesated (chinese trapped in a black body) , shar - the so called smart one and sern - the X boobie. lol..

L-R:Sk,Me,Ys,Kk
(yes, im the one with the good-looking back.humor me la. lool)

supposedly me "pinching" kk's nipples with my erotic fingers..=D

i've never been very photogenic. here's another example. laugh all you want

"omg monkey wearing a shirt" *grumble grumble*

2008-06-14T06:21:00.000-07:00

lets see. where to start?

okay, taylor's open day. found myself listening to Taylor College counselors rambling on and on about pre-U studies, blablabla. everyone with a career in mind. EXCEPT ME! park leng with his culinary arts, khee zhao and chee huang with their BioTech, nick with his SAM and kavin with his A levels. turns out i was the only one still clueless and sesat-ed. all of them so determined and confident with their future, leaving me gaping open-mouthed. i mean, WTH!?!? have u guys been planning your respective futures already? am i the only clueless one just blissfully going on with everyday life(some might call it being ignorant) while you guys researched your future careers?!
Mom, tonight we're gonna have a serious discussion. i MEAN it. lol

anyway, after intense career discussion, we decided to cool off at sunway pyramid. hey, worrying is hard work. u can't blame us for taking the opportunity to kick back and relax, can you? passing by a shisha cafe (which we later found out cost rm25 a tong.YESOMFGWTFISTHIS!??

bloody daylight robbery!! why dont u knock me out and steal my kidneys while you're at it?)

obviously we less fortunate people decided to forgo our forsaken tradition. however, mark my words, WE'LL BE BACK!

house of the dead to pass the time and A&W to fill our tummies before the grand finale..
THE INCREDIBLE HULK

(Hulk yang perkasa)
i know, amazing subtitles.

and shit, the battle scenes were fucktastic. literally lapped up the 2hours plus show and went home wanting more.

"any last words?"

.....

...

HULK SMASH!!!

woohhh, syok =D

p.s yes, i just discovered colour writing. im such a noobie :)

2008-06-06T06:45:00.000-07:00

sorry for the leave of absence,guys . just been realll busy enjoying the remnants of my holiday.
a few things i managed to do over the hols includes:

catching up on much needed sleep
having fun
finished the one tree hill dvd (season-i-dono-what and episode-fuck-me-if-i-know)
having fun
undang speech
and more fun.

i hate lindsay. u know, of one tree hill. she tries so hard to be nice u just cant help hating her man-face (peyton's exact words).and thats the problem really. the harder u try, the more people take you for granted. yeah, its true. u find yourself trying even harder to win their approval. On the other hand, i hate peyton too.
I am one angry kid. Lol.

On a lighter note, the nanny is smokin' hot. Pfffttttt indeedo.

And if u guys are asking, my oath to study is gone with the wind.

Bambadoodie shake some booty. Over and out.
p.s: Hols slipping by now!! eep! double eep! i havent finished playing!!

Undang Briefing

2008-05-31T07:55:00.000-07:00

yes, i know its tradition to blog AFTER an event, not before. however i'll probably be in no mood after wasting 5 freaking hours listening to some idiot explaining shit when i'll probably forget everything the minute i leave anyway. so i'm gonna blog what i predict will happen. im gonna park my ass and sit thru the bullshit, my ass will start cramping, i'll look at the car guy or whatever u call him right in the eye while i daydream, he'll realize im paying zero attention, he'll embarrass me in front of the whole class, the whole class laughs, i laugh, i pay more attention and the day ends. and in a years' time i get my license. happy ending.

Oh, lets just get this over with.

Gay Gathering

2008-05-28T01:36:00.000-07:00

since most of u guys wont bother to read my long crappie post heres a few pictures of that night. and yes, they all came from the same camera. we friends really do believe that sharing is caring. enjoy! =)

im not stoned. thats just how i look normally.

yea yea. i know. two pictures only?!?!? i'll try to get a hold of someone else's camera next time.
till then, Bottoms UP!

Post-exam celebration.

2008-05-25T06:31:00.000-07:00

brace yourselves, this is gonna be the longest post ever. at least for the time being.

it all started out on a seemingly innocent day. we had what yong sern so aptly named a bachelor party, the somewhat cooler version of a GG( guy gathering, gay gathering, whatever suits u). a sleepover was already planned before the party. sadly, an unnamed blackish-brown fella (lets refer to him as nigga) shattered any hopes for a group orgy around the ps2 because of unforeseen circumstances. i'll not mention names here in case the said nigga's parents read this, as he is probably in HUMONGOUS trouble already. anyway after a bit of GL(label emas), the few of us walked to stevens for a puff from the bubbling coloured flavored machine( im not using its real name for my own peace of mind) to plan our tactical formation. it dawned on me that i was the only one sleeping over. i was like," wtf, two guys sleeping together?" then "omg what if he does something while we're sleeping?", then "omg what if I do something while we're sleeping?". lol. not really. the mood was just destroyed. everything we planned fell apart. talk of potong stim. so after intense discussing i just thought 'screw it la, im going home, cibai plan so much cock i so sleepy cock i go home sleep cock only la'. lol. anyway i walked home with ch. passing by my house i waved to the guard at the end of the road. " lewatnya boss, dari mana?" to which i replied, "rumah kawan la, apa mau bikin, takde kereta mesti jalan." anyway i let myself into the house, congratulating myself for being a good boy for coming back early. and then i unlocked the wooden door and open it. and promptly slammed into the door and fell back on my ass. i remember thinking " wtf? i thought i unlocked the door already? musta been the influence of you-know-what." confused, i repeated everything again. insert key, turn key, hear the door unlock, open door, bang into door, fall on ass again. and then i FUCKING REALIZED, i wasnt supposed to be back, so my parents bloody latched the door. call my mum and dad just to hear, "the number u have dialled is not in service, thank you". my bro later told me he switched off his handphone " because it was freaking ringing" cibai right? i remembered my dad sleeping outside when he was stuck outside so i decided to give it a try. turns out u had to have elephant skin to withstand the mosquitoes. even the football socks i wore on my hands and legs couldnt keep them away. after a few bites from the mosquitoes dining on my blood i realized the futility of the situation. so i walked back all the way to yong serns house( i think hiked is a more appropriate word as it was an uphill struggle all the way) i had to passed by the guard again, which meant i had to tell him why i was going in the wrong direction. and he had a nice hearty laugh at my expense. anyway, credits to yong sern for allowing me to bunk in with him. heck if the situation was reversed i probably wouldnt even let him into my house. i wonder what he must be thinking when i entered his house red-faced, huffing and puffing like crazy from running from frogs(yes frogs) while sweating a million buckets and scratching away like theres no tomorrow. so we did what any macho men would do during a sleepover, we played football. half-hour-per-round-virtual football, to be exact. which i lost, so i asked for a rematch to wipe that bloody smirk off his face.which i lost again, so i asked for a rematch again.which i lost again, which was when i decided it was time to sleep. that was around 5am. yong sern managed to nod off so i had to tolerate his snoring. i somehow managed to quieten him down by pinching his nipples . he moaned a bit and the snoring stopped. hehe, mission accomplished. woke up at 10 plus and dragged myself home to get ready for wei hsins birthday. which everyone was hours late for. which just goes to show how much respect anyone has for wei hsin. tsk tsk, people this days, late for everything. bloody malaysians. and indiana jones sucked. perhaps its just the lack of sleep but i just couldnt get what was happening in the movie. i mean, dead humans with jewel bones riding UFO's? is it just me or is everything about the show plain ridiculous? if its me i don wanna know. managed to squeeze in a game of DotA at zone-x after dinner before calling it a night.
and eugene is afraid of rats.. who knew? all that muscle couldnt handle a simple rodent.

hey, i told u this post would be long. it was a long day. i meant days.